Find a Problem Report Form

Remember a few days ago, when I had to go turn on someone's monitor just to 'fix' it? Here, let me refresh your memory...

Save the Mailroom

Read that, and then read what I feel everyone should have to fill out before they come to us (the Tech Team) to fix their computer 'problems'.

Heh. Heh. :-)

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Describe your problem: ____________________________________________

Now, describe the problem accurately:
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Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
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Problem Severity:
A. Minor__
B. Minor__
C. Minor__
D. Trivial__

Nature of the problem:
A. Locked Up__
B. Frozen__
C. Hung__
D. Shot__

Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

Have you made it worse? Yes__

Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__

Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?
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How tall are you? Are you above this line? _______

What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
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If `nothing' explain why you were logged in.
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Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

How does this problem make you feel?
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Tell me about your childhood ______________________

Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__

Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__