Sunday, March 06, 2005

Dear Noteworthy College Student,

We are all a little high-strung from midterms, and you are not helping matters any.

Talking on your phone as if you are standing across a football field is not helping me to get an 'A' on my Psychology Test.

Could you please knock it off?


See what I mean? This is how you are speaking!


Don't you dare be looking at me as if it is MY fault that your girlfriend is upset at you. Maybe if you turn the volume up on your phone it wouldn't sound like you need a hearing aid.

You know there are designated areas for people talking on their cell phones, and personally, I think you need a sound-proof booth for your conversation.

I hope you fail all of your finals, dolt.