Saturday, March 12, 2005

Ask a Question: Why are You so Rich?

Bill Gates
I have infected the world with Microsoft; what else?

George W. Bush
I am not rich. I am an average American, just like yourself there.

Tony Blair
I agree with you, Mr. President.

Donald Trump
Are you accusing my casinos of being rigged?!

Bill Clinton
Can you rephrase the question by defining the word 'rich' please?

Roy Disney
I can't draw, but that doesn't mean that I can't reap the benefits of a little mouse that has it's own TV show.

Michael Jackson
I love making children happy, and that's all that matters, right?

Steven Spielberg
Okay now you stand over there, and walk across the set and then say your line like this. Got it?
I'm sorry could you repeat the question...?

Oprah Winfrey
I love making people happy. Watch my show daily at 5PM eastern-standard time and I might tell you why...

Hey, that sounds like a good rap song. Now you gotta' watch out for my new hit single "I'm Rich, Bitch" in stores everywhere soon.