Dear Noteworthy College Student,

I know that you are excited that your finals have ended, and that you are going home today.

What I don't enjoy is getting on an elevator with you.

The "Time of the Toddler" is over now, please embrace the Adult within you.

And, if you could please, stop pressing all of the elevator buttons in "Celebration of Ending Finals".

Even though you get to get off on the 6th floor, I have to endure another 11 every-floor-stop before I reach MY landing floor.

Good for you, now please get on another elevator next time, asshole.

Regards,

Me