Friday, December 10, 2004

Dear Noteworthy College Student,

I am just sitting here on a Friday night, trying to get SOME of my group work done before the Big Day tomorrow.

Although your music is awe-inspiring with the lyrics of Nelly and JaRule, I do NOT enjoy watching the scissors on my desk vibrate and fall into the trash can because my ENTIRE DESK is vibrating!

So, butthead, I’ll give you to the count of 10 to turn down your music.

What? You can’t count that high?

Hello...Did you hear me?

I said I would give to the count of TEN to turn down the damn MUSIC!

10...

No, I didn’t say I would give you to the might of Ben to fly down into the pea soup.

Yeah, you heard what I said alright, so stop being a jackass already.

Sincerely,

Me.